Friends, I am excited about the solar eclipse as much as the next guy, but does all of this hype around it remind anyone of Night of the Comet?  Is it just me?

 

If we learned nothing from Night of the Comet, we are doomed.

Comets, solar flares, and eclipses need to be spent in a metal gardening shed or old movie theater, or we all risk being turned into human dust or zombies.

It’s a no-brainer, people.